What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 16:31

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
Loons and Moons
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Unacceptable again!
What are some good methods for dealing with other people's loud, crying kids on long flights?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
May home sales increase very slightly, but prices hit another record high - CNBC
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Double Speak About NASA Science - NASA Watch
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
What product failed in the market but was successful when used for something else?
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
What is a real life example of the Streisand Effect?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Dollar Tree raises red flag about unexpected customer behavior - TheStreet
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
What is your reaction to the controversial remarks made on YouTube show "India's Got Latent"?
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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What are some good fantasy books that contain aspects of magic in them?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Then came..