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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 16:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Two space vets added to Astronaut Hall of Fame as one awaits launch - collectSPACE.com

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

Unacceptable again!

What are some good methods for dealing with other people's loud, crying kids on long flights?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

May home sales increase very slightly, but prices hit another record high - CNBC

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

Double Speak About NASA Science - NASA Watch

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Scientists “Were in Awe” as They Witnessed Longhorn Crazy Ants Perform Uncanny Feats of ‘Swarm’ Intelligence - The Debrief

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

What product failed in the market but was successful when used for something else?

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

What is a real life example of the Streisand Effect?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

Dollar Tree raises red flag about unexpected customer behavior - TheStreet

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do flat Earthers run away like whipped dogs with their tails between their legs when asked simple questions that expose their delusions as fantasy?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

What is your reaction to the controversial remarks made on YouTube show "India's Got Latent"?

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What are some good fantasy books that contain aspects of magic in them?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Then came..

Simulation reveals emergence of jet from binary neutron star merger followed by black hole formation - Phys.org